Ah, the infamous girl’s night out. Friendship dynamics are wild, and depending on someone’s zodiac sign, a wild night out usually determines who’s the life of the party, which one will have an emotional meltdown, and who will end up passed out in a bush. Read on and weep.
1. Sagittarius: The Wild Child
When Sagittarius hits the town, it’s all gas, no brakes. The group’s ultimate party animal is always up for one more round, one more bar, and one more bad decision. Sagittarius is likely the ringleader, egging everyone to dance on the tables. If anyone’s ending up in a bush, it’s them. Their carefree spirit and adventurous nature are charming, but it’s what gets them into hot water.
2. Aries: The Reckless One
Aries doesn’t do anything halfway, especially partying. They’re the friend who’s double-fisting drinks, challenging strangers to dance-offs, and causing chaos. If a fight breaks out, Aries either starts it or jumps in to defend their friends. Aries could be right alongside their fellow fire sign Sagittarius in the bush as they are impulsive, love taking risks, and thrive on excitement; the more dangerous, the better.
3. Leo: The Life of the Party
Leos place themselves in the center of attention, so they’re the queen of the scene on a girls’ night out. They’re pulling everyone onto the dance floor, dancing on the podium, and buying rounds of shots (they love grand gestures that make them admired). After all that partying, Leo might find themselves a little too wobbly on their high heels, but they probably won’t pass out in a bush. They may lose their phone in the chaos, but someone will always step in to play hero and see these queen bees home safe.
4. Gemini: The Chatty Socialite
Gemini is the social butterfly of the zodiac, and they love to chat. They’ll be flitting from conversation to conversation, chatting up random strangers, and convincing the group to try new spots. By the end of the night, they may not end up in a bush, but they could end up in someone’s bed. Or they could be in their own bed texting their ex at 3 a.m.; you never know what you’ll get with a Gemini girl and their two faces.
5. Pisces: The Emotional Sponge
Pisces goes into a girls’ night out, but things can go sideways fast, especially after a few drinks. The fish are emotional and very sensitive, so everything they’ve been bottling up could start pouring out. They won’t be in the bush, but they might be in the bathroom, mascara running, pouring their heart out to a stranger. Pisces is the friend who’ll end the night by losing something, like their keys or mind, especially as they absorb the entire group’s emotions. Poor things.
6. Cancer: The Sentimental Drunk
Cancer comes to the party with their heart on their sleeve. They’re the ones who get tipsy and start telling everyone how much they love them. Given how sensitive they are, their emotion can be a double-edged sword. Cancer will likely end up outside, crying in the bush, wondering if everyone likes them as much as they like everyone else. They’re also the type to lose their phone while trying to call their ex “just to check in.”
7. Libra: The Charming Flirt
Libra is all about balance—so they won’t overdo the drinks or end up in a bush. But they will be flirting with everyone in sight and ensuring the vibe is fun, and everyone is happy. If the drinks really start flowing, Libra might lose their equilibrium—literally — but you can be assured they will lose their balance than their cool, but never their cool. That’s Aries’ job.
8. Aquarius: The Rebel at Heart
Aquarius is unpredictable and unconventional at the best of times, and on a girls’ night out, they’re a wild card. They might be sneaking off to join another group or doing something completely random. Like starting a philosophical debate with the bartender or disappearing for an hour and coming back with a bizarre story. If they end up in a bush, it’s probably because they were trying to prove a point.
9. Scorpio: The Intense Partier
Scorpios are naturally intense, and they only get more intense when they drink. They might still be standing at the end of the night, but don’t be fooled—they feel it just as much as everyone else. If a Scorpio does end up in a bush, it’s probably because they let their guard down for a second. More likely, though, they’ll be dragging someone else out of the bushes to make sure everyone gets home safe—after they’ve exacted revenge on that rude bouncer.
10. Capricorn: The Responsible One
Capricorn likes a good time, but they’re not about to let things get out of hand. They’re the designated driver or the one making sure everyone drinks water and stays within their limits. While everyone else is stumbling around, Capricorn holds your purse and ensures you don’t leave your credit card at the bar. They’re not ending up in a bush—unless they’re dragging you out of one—they are too busy chasing success to be hungover tomorrow.
11. Taurus: The Food-Focused One
Taurus loves a good time, fine wine, and great food, but they’re not about to let themselves get messy. They’re more interested in the menu than the shots and suggest a fancy dinner before things get too wild. Taurus thrives on stability, so they are likely to hold everyone else together and make sure no one does anything too embarrassing. They won’t be in the bush when the night’s over; they’re at the nearest food truck ordering something to soak up the alcohol.
12. Virgo: The Level-Headed Leader
Virgo is the friend who ensures everyone’s safe, keeps track of the night’s plans, and has a backup plan for when things go off the rails. They won’t let themselves or anyone else end up in a bush. Virgo will have the emergency phone charger, the map to the nearest open bathroom, and the number for a reliable cab service. They’re likelier to end the night with a to-do list for tomorrow than a hangover.