Ever wondered if your crush’s zodiac sign might mean you’re star-crossed lovers? Well, we’re about to get real about love and disappointment. Hold up, before you read on, don’t go dumping your Scorpio boyfriend or Libra girlfriend just yet! Let’s count down the zodiac signs from most likely to least likely to leave you crying into your pillow at 2 AM.
1. Gemini
If heartbreak were a class, Geminis would ace it. One minute they’re blowing up your phone, the next they’re ghosting you hard. Their dual nature means they’re always chasing the next exciting thing. You might be their world today, but tomorrow? Who knows! Geminis love the thrill of the chase, but once they’ve “caught” you, they often find themselves looking for the next adventure.
2. Sagittarius
Sagittarians will make you fall head over heels, then accidentally trip you. Sure, they’re great for fun dates and wild experiences, but when it comes to settling down, they’re always itching for the next big thing. Their brutal honesty can be refreshing, but it also means they might tell you they’re not ready for commitment… right after you’ve mentally said “I do.”
3. Aries
Aries charges straight for your heart…and possibly right through it. These fire signs are known for their passionate nature, which can be both their greatest strength and their biggest weakness in relationships. An Aries might declare their undying love for you on date two, then completely change their mind by date five. And patience isn’t exactly Aries’s strong suit, so if the relationship hits a rough patch, they might be tempted to leave rather than work through the issues.
4. Aquarius
These air signs are known for their intelligence, innovation, and…emotional detachment. Dating an Aquarius can feel like trying to cuddle a cactus—they’re not trying to be prickly, they just value their independence more than most. An Aquarius might ghost you not because they don’t like you, but because they got lost in thought about the existential nature of relationships and forgot to text back for a week. Their hearts are in the right place, usually somewhere in the vicinity of saving the world, but that doesn’t always leave much room for romance.
5. Libra
A Libra will sweep you off your feet with their grace, charm, and uncanny ability to always say the right thing. The problem? They’re saying the right thing to everyone. Libras hate conflict so much that they might agree to a relationship they’re not fully invested in, just to avoid hurting your feelings. Or worse, they might string along multiple people because they can’t bear to choose and disappoint anyone. Their intentions are good—they genuinely want everyone to be happy—but their actions can leave a trail of heartbreak.
6. Pisces
These water signs will make you feel like you’re living in a fairy tale—that is until reality comes crashing in. Pisces are incredibly empathetic and intuitive, which makes them amazing partners in many ways. They’ll understand your feelings before you even express them and create a magical, romantic world just for the two of you. So why are they on this list? Because sometimes, Pisces get so caught up in their fantasies that they forget to deal with real-world relationship issues. They might idealize you to the point where the real you can’t possibly live up to their imagined version.
7. Leo
Leos are known for their charisma, confidence, and, let’s face it, their egos. Dating one can feel like being cast in a romantic Netflix series where they’re both the star and the director. They’ll shower you with affection, grand gestures, and compliments—as long as you’re willing to play the adoring fan. The issue is that Leos love attention, and not just from you. They might flirt harmlessly (in their eyes) with others, leaving you feeling like you’re competing for the lead role in your own relationship. Their pride can also make it difficult for them to admit when they’re wrong, turning small disagreements into dramatic productions.
8. Scorpio
The mysterious, intense water sign that everyone warns you about—and yet, you can’t seem to resist. When a Scorpio falls for you, it’s all-consuming. They’ll love you with an intensity that’s both thrilling and kinda terrifying. So why aren’t they higher on the heartbreak list? Because Scorpios, for all their reputation, are actually incredibly loyal once they commit. The problem comes with their tendency towards jealousy, suspicion, and emotional manipulation. A Scorpio might test your loyalty in ways that leave you feeling drained and confused. If you can weather the storms and prove your trustworthiness, though, you’ll find a partner who’s passionate, loyal, and will always have your back.
9. Capricorn
Capricorns are known for their ambition, practicality, and… well, let’s just say they’re not exactly known for their romantic spontaneity. Capricorns approach relationships like they do everything else in life: with careful planning and a five-year goal sheet. They’re loyal, responsible, and will work hard to build a stable future with you. Sounds great, right? The catch is they can get so caught up in achieving their goals that they forget relationships need emotional nourishment too. They might cancel date night for an important work meeting or struggle to express their feelings, leaving you wondering where you stand. But when a Capricorn commits, they commit for real.
10. Virgo
In a relationship, Virgos are attentive, always striving to be the best partner they can be. They’ll remember your coffee order, your parents’ birthdays, and that weird allergy you have to red food dye. They’re on this list because sometimes, their perfectionism can turn into criticism—of you, of themselves, of that slightly crooked picture frame that’s been bothering them for weeks. Virgos have a tendency to overthink everything, which can lead to anxiety in relationships. They might pull away if they feel they’re not meeting their own impossibly high standards, leaving you wondering what you did wrong (spoiler: probably nothing). However, Virgos are also incredibly loyal and genuinely want to make their relationships work.
11. Cancer
When a Cancer falls for you, they’ll wrap you up in a cozy blanket of affection and make you feel like the most cherished person in the world. They’re protective, caring, and will always be there with a shoulder to cry on and a homemade meal to comfort you. What’s the catch? Cancers feel everything deeply—including hurt. Their mood swings are swinging, and their tendency to retreat into their shells when upset can leave partners feeling shut out. Cancers also have a long memory for emotional wounds, so that little argument from three months ago might still be simmering under the surface. That said, if you can provide the security they crave, you’ll find a deeply committed and empathetic partner.
12. Taurus
And finally, we reach Taurus, the least likely to break your heart. When a Taurus commits to a relationship, they’re in it for the long haul. They’re not interested in playing games or chasing flings, they want to build something solid and lasting. Taureans value stability and comfort, and they’ll work hard to create a harmonious, secure relationship. Can their stubbornness sometimes translate to inflexibility? Sure. And does their love of routine make them resistant to change even when it’s needed? Yeah, sometimes. But overall, if you’re looking for a partner who’ll stand by you through thick and thin, who’ll love you steadily and consistently, a Taurus might just be your match.