Breakups are a real kick in the pants that sends us spiraling through the stages of grief, usually with a pit stop at the ice cream aisle. But how do we bounce back? Well, let’s look at the stars and divulge how each sign typically rebounds after their heart takes a beating.
1. Aries
Aries, we wouldn’t say you bounce back…you catapult yourself into your next adventure. Your rebound strategy? Speed dating the entire town. You’re not one to wallow, within a week of your breakup, you’ve already lined up three dinner dates, a rock climbing excursion with that cute barista, and possibly a spontaneous trip to Vegas. Your motto? “The best way to get over someone is to get under…a pile of phone numbers.”
2. Taurus
Taurus, your idea of rebounding involves a lot of comfort food, luxury purchases, and Netflix marathons. You’re in no rush to get back out there. Instead, you’re turning your home into a cozy cavern, complete with the softest blankets money can buy and enough snacks to survive a small apocalypse. Your dating app might ping occasionally, but you’re more likely to swipe right on a new brownie recipe than a potential date.
3. Gemini
Gemini, your breakup strategy is to talk. To everyone. About everything. You’re rebounding by reconnecting with every friend, acquaintance, and person you met once on a plane three years ago. Your social calendar is suddenly fuller than ever, and you’re flirting with anything that moves. You’re not necessarily looking for a new relationship, you’re just reminding yourself (and everyone else) that you’re still the life of the party.
4. Cancer
Cancer, your rebound process is less about bouncing and more about slowly, tearfully, crawling your way back to happiness. You’re all about processing those emotions, usually with the help of your closest friends, family, and possibly a therapist. Your rebound might take a while, but when you do emerge, you’ll be ready for a deep, meaningful connection. Just maybe ease up on showing potential dates your ex’s photo album, okay?
5. Leo
Leo, your breakup is everyone’s business, isn’t it? Your rebound strategy is to show the world (and your ex) just how fabulous you are. Cue the dramatic makeover, the extravagant nights out, and the flood of social media posts showcasing your best life. Your next relationship? It’ll be with someone who appreciates your star quality… and doesn’t mind being your personal photographer.
6. Virgo
Virgo, you’re more concerned with becoming a new and improved you. Post-breakup, you’re diving into self-help books, joining a gym, and possibly learning a new language. Your Hinge bio now reads like a resume of personal achievements. You’ll get back to dating eventually, once you’ve color-coded your emotions and decluttered your heart.
7. Libra
Libra, your strategy is to jump right back into the world of romance, but with an air of sophistication. You’re not looking for a fling, you’re looking for The One 2.0. Your friends might worry you’re moving too fast, but you’re just following your heart…to every cute person you meet. Just remember, not every coffee date needs to end in wedding plans.
8. Scorpio
Scorpio, your rebound is a carefully orchestrated plan. On the surface, you seem fine—great, even. But underneath, you’re plotting your emotional recovery. You might take up a new, slightly dangerous hobby or start a torrid affair with someone totally unexpected. Whatever you do, it’ll be intense, possibly a little scary, and definitely unforgettable.
9. Sagittarius
Sagittarius, your rebound strategy can be summed up in one word: Passport. You’re bouncing back by bouncing to another country, or ten. Your healing process involves new stamps in your passport, wild stories from the road, and possibly a whirlwind romance with someone who barely speaks your language. Just try not to “find yourself” so hard that you get lost, alright?
10. Capricorn
Capricorn, your rebound doesn’t involve dating at all. Instead, you’re throwing yourself into your work. Heartbreak? Please. You don’t have time for that when there’s a ladder to climb. Your healing process involves late nights at the office, impressive presentations, and possibly a promotion. You’ll get back to dating when it fits into your five-year plan… and not a moment sooner.
11. Aquarius
Aquarius, your rebound is anything but conventional. You’re bouncing back by trying everything you’ve ever been curious about. Suddenly, you’re into ecstatic dance, meditation retreats, and possibly polyamory. Your friends can’t keep up with your new philosophies on life and love. You’re not looking for a new partner so much as a new way of viewing relationships entirely.
12. Pisces
Pisces, you’re less about moving on and more about diving deep into your feelings… and then turning them into art. Your healing process involves tearful poetry, heartfelt paintings, and possibly a concept album about your ex. You’re not ready to date yet—you’re too busy channeling your emotions into your magnum opus.