Want to know which star sign has an ego the size of Jupiter? Well, you’re in luck, because here’s our totally scientific* (*not actually scientific) ranking of zodiac egos, from modest to megalomaniac.
1. Pisces
Pisces, swims in at the bottom of our ego ranking. They’re often so tuned into others’ emotions that they barely have time to focus on themselves. However, don’t mistake their selflessness for complete egolessness—Pisces can sometimes get a bit high on their own supply of compassion, secretly priding themselves on being the most understanding and intuitive of all the signs. But most of the time, Pisces is too busy to bother.
2. Virgo
Virgos land near the bottom of our ego scale, but not for lack of self-importance. Their egos are simply too busy critiquing themselves to puff up with pride. They’re constantly striving for perfection, which paradoxically feeds both their insecurity and their ego. While they might not brag outwardly, Virgos often harbor a secret belief that they’re the only ones who can do things “right.”
3. Capricorn
Caps are often too focused on their goals to engage in obvious ego-stroking behavior. However, make no mistake—Capricorns have a deep well of pride in their achievements, even if they’re not shouting about it. Their ego is built on a foundation of competence and success, and they take immense satisfaction in being the adults in the room. Capricorns might not need constant praise, but they do expect recognition for their hard work and can become quietly resentful if they feel underappreciated.
4. Taurus
Taurus have a solid sense of self-worth, rooted in their appreciation for the finer things in life. They don’t need to constantly assert their egos because they’re comfortable in their own skin—very comfortable, thank you very much. A Taurus knows what they like, and they’re convinced that what they like is the best. This can lead to a kind of passive ego trip, where they simply assume their preferences are superior without feeling the need to argue about it.
5. Cancer
Cancer might seem too focused on taking care of others to have a big ego but don’t be fooled by their caring exterior. Cancers often carry a secret pride in being the most nurturing, the most emotionally intuitive, and the best at creating a cozy home environment. Their ego is tied closely to their role as protector and caregiver, and they can become quite prickly if this role is threatened or unappreciated. Cancers have a tendency to keep score in relationships, remembering every kindness they’ve ever bestowed (and every slight they’ve ever received).
6. Aquarius
Aquarians have a paradoxical relationship with their egos—they often claim to be above such petty concerns, yet they take great pride in their unconventional perspectives and avant-garde ideas. Their ego is fed by the belief that they’re always one step ahead of the crowd, blazing trails that others will follow. Aquarians can fall into the trap of thinking they’re the only ones who truly understand how the world works (or should work).
7. Gemini
Geminis have a dual nature when it comes to ego—they can switch from self-doubt to self-aggrandizement quite quickly. Geminis’ ego is often tied to their intellectual and communicative prowess; they love nothing more than being the cleverest person in the room. However, Geminis are also capable of self-reflection and can often see multiple sides of themselves, which can keep their egos in check.
8. Sagittarius
These fire signs have a zest for life and a confidence that often borders on braggadocio. Sagittarians have an unshakeable faith in their own opinions and are always ready to share their wisdom (whether you asked for it or not). However, their ego is tempered by a genuine curiosity about the world and a desire for truth, which can make them open to new ideas—as long as those ideas align with their worldview, of course.
9. Scorpio
Scorpios are confident in their ability to see through facades and uncover hidden truths, which feeds their ego in a subtle but potent way. They pride themselves on their emotional depth, their passion, and their ability to transform themselves and others. Scorpios often believe they understand the dark sides of life better than anyone else, which can lead to a sense of superiority. They’re the ones who always think they can see your tell, whether you’re bluffing or not.
10. Libra
Libras pride themselves on their ability to navigate social situations with ease, their good taste, and their sense of fairness. They know how to make others feel good, which in turn feeds their own ego. Libras can be quite vain, often investing a lot in their appearance and reputation. However, their desire for harmony can sometimes keep their ego in check, as they’re willing to compromise to keep the peace.
11. Aries
Aries have a strong sense of self and aren’t afraid to let the world know it. They pride themselves on their courage, their leadership abilities, and their willingness to take risks. An Aries often believes they can handle any situation through sheer force of will, which can lead to an inflated sense of their own capabilities. However, their enthusiasm and genuine belief in others can often balance out their self-centeredness.
12. Leo
Leos pride themselves on their creativity, their leadership skills, and their ability to inspire others. A Leo truly believes they were born to stand out and can become quite upset if they feel they’re not receiving the recognition they deserve. But Leos also have a generous spirit and a genuine desire to see others shine (just not quite as brightly as them).